We Made You

Yes that's right; the time is here to pluck off the year's most talked about women, and imagine they are all lining up to date none other than Slim Shady. You've had a dream like this before haven't you?

Joseph Kahn directed this unforgettable, unmistakeable video for Eminem's "We Made You." Hey bitches, he's basically saying, we made you who you are, now come hang on my star. Don't miss Dr. Dre's cameo as Captain of the Enterprise...

I hate the fact that I even had to sit through all the other entries in the Best Hip-Hop category, because they were dub-to-the-eeeeeak.

Here you go; this year's predicted winner:

Live Your Life

...and the winner for Best Male Video is...


T.I.'s Live Your Life featuring Rihanna!

It's a tough category. When you are up against Kanye and Jay-Z, you don't expect to win...but this is my underdog pick!

The entire video for "Live Your Life" is shot in a Memento-like reverse chronological order. If that doesn’t hold your attention, T.I.'s hot co-star Rihanna will.

Decode

I know what the best rock video is. It's the one that makes you laugh, makes you sing, and reminds you what videos are all about.

But the one that will win an award was performed by a band fronted by lil' 21-year-old hottie Hayley Williams. You see, Twilight fans are about as ravenous as the Cullen clan and their counterparts. And traditionally, MTV fans love the song-from-the-movie-filmed-on-the-movie-set videos.

And everyone is going to appreciate seeing this particular punk wood pixie standing so vulnerable as she belts out the lyrics to "Decode" in the middle of the forest.

My thoughts you can't decode

Shane Drake directed this video, and it is The Little One's prediction for Best Rock Video 2009.

Paramore - Decode -Twilight OST Version- -2008
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Poker Face

She's up for a VMA for best female video. But if she has a penis...does she...well...whatever. I think the video wins this year. We'll sort out her package later.

Video directed by Ray Kay

Lady Gaga takes the term "player" to another level with this cheeky video. It's laced with sexual innuendo and, well, gambling.

Lady GaGa-Poker Face
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Don't Trust Me

3Oh!3 are Sean Foreman and Nathaniel Motte - two natives of Boulder, Colorado.

The music video is directed by Travis Kopach and Isaac Ravishankara.

A global virus attacks every man on the planet in this video except the 3OH!3 duo, who just happen to be male models. Thank goodness!

How's this for a prediction. 3OH!3 wins a VMA for Best New Artist.

Take that shit to the bank.

http://vote3oh3.com/

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Treat Me Like Your Mother

A premiere on Cinemax (after all, sing it with me now: "it's not like MTV plays videos...")

Direction provided by Johnathan Glazer.

Bloodying up a lover who isn't behaving properly.

Oh yeah. It's The Dead Weather.



M-A-N-I-P-U-LATE!

Typical

Mute Math has a new album out. It's excellent. One of my favorite things about Mute Math is the creativity of their first music video. Shot in a weird backward time. Well, it was shot normally with the band performing backwards. It took the band three weeks to learn their parts backwards!

Check out this video then go buy the new release ASAP.



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